Fun with numbers in NC

NC is a pretty awesome state. I pity the fool who lives in any other state. Actually, it's more of a "deepest sympathies" feeling. If you're feeling down too, you can always move here if you like, I promise. Coolest state in the union since 21st Nov 1789.

Here's some awesome things you can do and the ages you can do them at in NC*:

8:

• Stay at home alone!

13:

• Whatever teenagers do these days

14:

• Pretend you're employed
• Take a drivers ed class(14.5)

15:

• Get a provisional drivers license

16:

• Have sex with an alarmingly broad set of people
• Get a real job
• Ruin your life

17:

• Nothing. Being 17 sucks. I tried it for a whole year and if I were consumer reports I would not recommend. Skip to the next section.

18:

• Vote down completely unnecessary constitutional amendments
• Star in a pornographic movie
• Have a full drivers license

19-20:

• Nothing, skip these ages.

21:

• Buy liquor from a government operated store
• Get a concealed handgun permit recognized in 33 states
• Be a first class citizen

*List is not exhaustive and was compiled while drinking.